Rule #12

School is not important

MUSIC: We have YouTube for that

SPORT: I have a Wii.

LANGUAGES: I watch Dora.

ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. ( LOL,BRB )

MATH: Thats why we have calculators.

GEOGRAPHY: Ill buy a globe.

DRAMA: that's why I watch eastenders!

HISTORY: Theyre all dead anyway

Rule #11

Lost your jacket = No jacket

no jacket = freezing

freezing = Sick

Sick = No school

No school = No education

No education = No graduation

No graduation = no diploma

No diploma = work

no work = no money

no money = no food

no food = starvation

starvation = unhealthy

unhealthy = death

DONT loose your jacket. or buy a new one

Rule #10

If its not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn't exist

Rule #9

Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.

Rule #8

Don't charge your phone till it says 5% remaining...

Rule #7

If you are late, dont go

Rule #6

Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.

Rule #5

Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.

Rule #4

Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.

Rule #3

If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy...:P

Rule #2

Don't move. Moving is overrated.

Rule #1

Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.